To elaborate on the personal offendings by opinion

Good day.

I am the aforementioned Turk (please hold the applause).

Please understand, dear reader, that the purpose of this speaking of the minds is not so that we CAN offend you. We do not, and we will not, try to oppress our wonderful opinions on you, and if at any point, it seems like that is what we are doing, we immensely apologize for our tone. Understand that my brother and I have not been raised to be politically correct, but we have been raised to respect other people's opinions. We may rant, we may rave (ok, there is no may in it, we will do that), but in the end, the only thing that we want you to do, my dear friend, is to keep your mind open, and NEVER stop thinking about the numerous things going on in a continually changing world. Oh, and please feel free to comment on us as much as you want. We very much enjoy constructive criticism. Just don't do it too much to my brother, because you may hurt his feelings. (again, there is no may in that statement, haha)
Who you calling bud pal?